6.12.2010

It would seem the following statements are in fact true:

1. USURY is wrong. (always)
2. VIOLENCE is wrong.  (except in defense of your own life or that of another's)
3. CORN SYRUP IS BAD FOR YOU. (especially the high fructose variety)
4. NO ONE IS LISTENING. (unless you are reading this)
5. GOD IS IMAGINARY (in your head)
6. VIRTUE IS NOT EXCLUSIVE TO RELIGION (atheists can have virtue even though they don't worship anything)
7. THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS A BANKING CARTEL DISGUISED AS AN AGENCY OF THE GOVERNMENT. (according to a book called the creature from Jekyll island)
8. THE OIL SPILL IN THE GULF IS A CLEAR CASE OF ECOLOGICAL TERRORISM. (We are going to have to evacuate the gulf coast eventually)
9.  BANKERS AND FINANCIERS ARE EVIL BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLANET WHO ONLY EXIST TO MAKE LIFE MISERABLE FOR HUMANS. (we are watching you)

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