IF YOU CAME TO THIS BLOG BECAUSE YOU FOUND A CARD WITH THIS ADDRESS ON IT...YOU ARE ONE LUCKY stiff.
we ARE GIVING AWAY A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PRECIOUS MOST VALUABLE O.I.L.
HERES HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
1. GET A BUCKET.
2. GET IN YOUR AUTOMOBILE OR STEAL ONE.
3. GO TO THE GULF OF MEXICO
4. DRAG THE BUCKET AND RECEIVE MOST VALUABLE PRIZES LIKE O.I.L. AND DEAD SEA CREATURES et cetera. (this is not a promotion)
if you like hand drawn crudeness with an urban flare for the absurd and want nothing more than to get your grubby stubs on a piece of it...you may have a while to wait yet. you see....we haven't met, but i already don't like you.
You wouldn't like me either.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT WITH KREET-n, call that number on that card and start yelling as soon as you hear a voice. Its free!
We can argue about lots of things:
1. GOD (does not exist)
2. THE FEDERAL RESERVE (banking cartel disguised as bureaucratic monstrosity)
3. THE GLORIOUS FUTURE (the future already exists in another dimension of space existence that we cannot see or experience outside of the present)
4. DOOM (yours and mine is assured)but what about theirs!?!?
5. AUTHORITY (arbitrariness. nepotism. unfairness)
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