Some ideas for the future.

Pop-up book(s).
unbirthdaycards.
Delicious candies.
weekly cartoon news magazine (the villiage idiot)
BOX-O-ANARCHY
TUBBA-DISCORD
toys.
DIARAMMAS.
why you should quit your job and run screaming through the streets naked while high on LSD.
a novel by KREET-n.

refutation of illuminatus discordia is impossible

therefore it must be correct.